Sleepy head

Rihanna fell asleep standing up. There was a crash and a thud and I sprang out of bed where I was just dozing off myself and found her on her derriere in the corner. It took a long time and brainstorming to get her up. At no time did an ambulance seem like a very serious option. Against all advice of what one should do after a hip op she heaved herself up with a bit of help from me but she is easily 20 stone and I was only playing an auxiliary role. The fact that she has restless leg syndrome, is practically a narcoleptic and is exhausted from not being able to sleep for long are all a potent combination. The cat just wanted some treats. Our little dramas are no concern of hers.

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